Cross TOY poodles

Cross TOY poodles

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

The Cuteness Police have asked us to issue this warning...

These are the only 2 female puppies that are considered highly dangerous.

Not because they bite...

Because they'll steal your heart, your bed, your socks, your personal space, and any hope of ever going to the toilet alone again.

Symptoms include:

Talking to a dog like it's your accountant.
Buying birthday presents for someone who eats grass.
Saying "Who's a good baby?" 47 times a day.
Finding yourself with 8,000 photos of exactly the same puppy sleeping.
Canceling plans ********** "the puppy looked lonely."
Becoming the person who says, "Sorry I'm ******* puppy cuddles."

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Meet the Criminals

Chip no. 956000016860634
Bailey – The Chunky Marshmallow.
Colour- golden brown with a splash of white on her chest and dipped white back toes.

When she is awake she is energetic, very playful has adorable eyes and meows/roars when happy or playing she is our very own mini little lion!

Professional cuddle expert.

Part teddy bear/ part lion/ part cat.

Part WWE wrestler.

100% convinced every lap belongs to her.

Her hobbies include eating, sleeping, eating after sleeping, and pretending she hasn't just been fed.

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Chip no. 956000016801711
Brandy – Miss Hollywood
Colour: rich vibrant browns, lots of dimension in her coat.

Quite possibly the most beautiful puppy to ever ******** (yes, we're biased ). She can be a bit of a drama queen but never for long (and it suits her lol). She has big beautiful eyes, short little legs.

She has mastered "The Look"...

One glance from those eyes and suddenly you're online buying another dog bed, matching blankets and gourmet treats.

She's basically a tiny fluffy life coach whose advice is:

"Buy me. You'll be happier."

She has different shades of brown in just the right places, soooo cute!
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Both pups are lovable and friendly and very playful. They have grown up with mommy, daddy and a third dog oh and two cats. They are well socialised with humans and fur balls.

Their Parents

Mum: ( Blossom) Blossie – Toy Shmoodle (2.8kg) 956000014847668
DOB: 6/3/2022

Dad: Mater – Pure Toy Poodle (2.2kg) 956000016174209
DOB: 13/04/2024

Sauce number MB295451.
Proof of breed available.

Born 15 June and almost ready to leave home...

Mum has started charging them rent, so it's time. (7 weeks old)

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Qualifications

Degree in Looking Adorable

Olympic Gold Medal in Sleeping

Black Belt in Belly Rubs

Professional Sock Thieves

Experts at making grown adults talk in baby voices

Vaccinated

Dewormed

Microchipped

Sleeping through the night with out mommy!!!!

Started toilet training, we are trying...

AND THEY DON'T SHED HAIR!!!

Which means your black clothes are finally safe!

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Investment in Lifetime Happiness

$4,800 each

A $500 deposit secures your future shadow.

(Warning: They come with unlimited kisses, zero respect for personal space, and a lifetime supply of unconditional love.)

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Greensborough, Melbourne 3088

We can der within 1–2 hours of Greensborough.

Come for "just a quick look"...

We'll have the tissues ready for when you realise you're leaving with your new best friend.

Call or text Nikki –

We can do video chats if that helps you....

Disclaimer: Nikki accepts no responsibility for:

- Empty wallets.
- Full camera rolls.
- Dogs sleeping in your bed.
- Becoming "that person" who shows everyone puppy photos.
- The uncontrollable urge to buy another ******